Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts

Friday, November 16, 2012

I'm so lazy......

Assalammualaikum :)

So here's a crap.

What i'm about to post is a total crap. A total shit. A truly true effing bull-2-the-shit. So, don't ever attempt whatever it is that you're goin to read. Leave while you can. Go facebook-ing or twittering or something. Hehe

So.

I know i'm a lazy human being.
I know that.
I know i've got so many things about me that i have to change.
I know that long time ago.
I know i have a lot of bad habits.
I know i have to change that too.
I know that all i gotta do is "GO FOR IT!"
I KNEW THAT.
But.... Of course.
I am as f***-ing lazy as a person could ever be.

I'm so lazy, i don't oftenly help my mummy.
I'm so lazy, i don't bother what's goin on with my buddies.
I'm so lazy, i copied & paste :p
I'm so laz.... Bye

Laziness level: maximum.
It's gonna take me days to finish this. Oh well.
Adios u non-lazy ass!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

it's a free country but think before you speak.

Assalammualaikum.

source: Tumblr

Blogger apps for android kunda sucks but oh whatever.

Im here to comment on people who TRYING SO HARD TO BLOG/TWEET/POST ANYTHING IN ENGLISH.

Well, it's a good thing that you are trying, but... Sebelum apa2, make sure kau bagus. Make sure you're good at it.

Aku rasa lagi cool kau post/tweet honestly.

Kot ye pun nak ber-english, take a baby step la.

Mula2 guna a few english words dulu, then rojak2 dulu ke, eventually, your english will improve. Lama2 nanti expert ah. Gua pun x expert sangat so i highly recommended we all belajar sampai bagus dulu before nak membebel in english.

Ada terjumpa satu blog tu, bagus la berbahasa inggeris tapi sayang, english hancur yg sangat hancur macam kalau kau baca, memang obvious sangat kehancuran bahasa tu sampai kau rasa macam nak tampar je blog tu pastu rase nak marah diri sebab sapa suruh hang baca!

Agh whatever.

My point here, jgn terasa tapi tolonglah tersedar ye kpd sesiapa yg tahu diri tu TAK PANDAI BERBAHASA INGGERIS, tolonglah, jgn paksa diri. Belajaq dulu, biasakan dulu. Try sikit2 dulu, jgn terus hantam 5-6 ayat hang tweet, suma english, kalau betui xpa, kalau salah wat malu muka jaa.

Belajar pun ada cara. Ikhlas.
Bukan semata-mata nak tunjuk kat orang yg hang terer b.i.
Who cares, makcik? Nobody.

Dan tak perlulah anda rasa terancam bile ada org lagi terer ber-english. Jelos sgt sampai awak pun sibuk nak ber-english sampai ayat porak peranda, lagi buat pembaca sakit jiwa.

Again. You should know, honesty is the ultimate COOL-NESS.

Kalau nak ber-b.i, cakap apa yg kau tahu dulu.
Bila dah tahu semua, baru cakap apa yg kau nak.
Lek lu. Bahasa ibunda lagi senang kan, cakap melayu sudahlah.

Bahasa inggeris kan susah sikit (sikit la), grammar la, etc, senang ja bagi yg dah mula dari kecik. Bila dah tua bangka baru nak start, tu yg ayat mcm nak kene cekik tu. Tapi xpa, it's never too late. Di mana ada jalan, di situ ada kemahuan. K terbalik. Di mana ada kemahuan, di situ ada jalan. If there's a will, there's a way.

Lastly, kpd para beginner yg sedar diri x hebat english tu, tolongla sedar level awak tu kat mana. Baru tau ayat sikit, dah poyo. Kita belajar bila dah faham, so bila dah ok, try la buat ayat2 simple dulu, wat lek je. Jgn terus buat ayat bajet teror mcm hang tu org putih. Lols

Papepun, baguihla kita semua ada semangat nak ber-english. Rajin2lah tengok Oh My English. Baca banyak2 material english. Take a baby step. Chill suda.

Bagi students universiti, english tu penting, so starts now!

I wrote this late at night.
Because i am easily pissed late at night. Hoh.

Kbye. Please terasa. AAK.
Yela. Aku jahat. Melayu ni typical la, cakap baik2 x paham, cakap keji baru sedar. LOLS.
Adios!
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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Shit people do

source:Google

I was inspired by the video fudhla aminah found in youtube, 
called, shit people do while studying & shit fat girl think she's sexy etc 
whatever LOLOLOLOLOL
so I come up with MY OWN TERM of SHIT DONE :)


shit single people do:
disturbing people on skype with her boyfriend

shit couples do:
skype-ing

shit bored people do:
sing for her cousin (adele's song),
singing in front of the mirror,
dancing in front of her cousin,
make stupid bet with her cousin,
teasing snsd's dance, in a funny way :D

shit cousins do:
what shit bored people do

shit PEOPLE mostly do:
SHIT

True story. Trust meh :)

have a nice day everyone
don't do shit yaw :D

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL